Newsweek, in a cover story, no less, thinks that the Snowden revelations are somehow preventing the United States from stopping Chinese industrial cyber espionage. By waving the magic wand of our moral authority we were just about to put a stop to it, when the Snowden story broke and ruined everything.

I’ve seen a thousand crazy tin-foil-hat articles on Snowden but this is by far the most naive fantasy-land take by a mainstream media organization that I can possibly imagine, so I’m just going to go ahead and declare them the winner. Congratulations, Newsweek!